IS YOUR MAN YOUR MAN

💘 Is Your Man... YOUR Man? 💘
By Hills, the Silent Observer

It’s that time of the year again, folks! 🌹 Valentine’s Day is here, and you know what that means:

Your sure is getting flowers from her boyfriend.

Maybe a brand-new Sienta from her daddy (not the biological one, of course 😉).

And for those who went to good high schools, your phone is buzzing with messages. 📱

But let’s get back to business. Is your man... YOUR man? 🤔
For those who don’t get flowers, it’s unfortunate, but hey... WE MOVE. 💪

The Peace Treaty Period 🕊
This is that magical time of the month when your girlfriend CANNOT afford to start an argument. It’s called the Peace Treaty Window, and it’s a golden opportunity for all men. Here’s some advice:

Everything is possible during this period.

You can pretty much get away with anything... but don’t push it, bro. 🚫

When women can’t argue, they cry. And trust me, that’s a whole new level of tricky. 😬

Ladies Are Smart This Week 🧠
I’ve noticed something: ladies are extra smart this week. So, gents, here’s a warning:

Don’t get into a relationship now.

You’ll lose your upkeep, your clan land title, and end up with a heartbreak. 💔

And no, I’m not anti-love. I’m actually a PRO-LOVE SUPPORTER. ❤

There are genuinely good guys and babes out there, but at MUBS, they’re like rare Pokémon—hard to find. 🕵‍♂
The good ones always fall for bad people who break them, and then we’re left with hard-hearted warriors on a quest to shatter every heart in Kataza. 😤

Single? Go Bag That Baddie! 🎯
If you’re single, this is your chance to shoot your shot. Valentine’s Day is coming, and it’s the perfect time to bag that baddie. 🥂

If you’re in a relationship, this is NOT the time to remind him of:

That day he made you unhappy.

Or how you don’t like that he still talks to his ex. 🙄

There are 10 other months in the year for that. For now, kick back, relax, and let them get you those flowers. 🌸

Gents, Pay Attention! 👀
If she’s posting things she wants online, it’s not just for fun. She’s subtly telling you to get her a gift. 🎁
So, step up your game, my brothers. 💼

Final Words from the Silent Observer 🕶
As always, I remain the silent observer.
“WE SEE, WE DON’T JUDGE.”

Stay wise, stay woke, and enjoy the Peace Treaty Window while it lasts. ✌

Hills.
Your friendly neighborhood observer.